Condom Prank

Goodmorning!

I'm always sleepy in the morning, but this morning a colleague woke me up pretty early.

One of my colleagues entered my office this morning yelling their was a condom sticking to my car. I thought he was kidding at first. I went looking outside my window and thought it was some kind of plastic that they put over your windshield wipers when you go to the carwash. When I rubbed my eyes it became clear it was indeed a condom. Some kids probably put it over my wipers as a prank.

Another colleague asked me if it was 'full'. I couldn't see from that distance but I was hooooping it wasn't!

I went to the bathroom and took a tree of toilet paper with me to my car.

It looked real funny and I was so relieved the condom wasn't 'used'. I managed to get it off easily without touching it with my hands.

I ran to a garbage container and I accidentally threw it in the one from the company next door. 

I had to sit for a few minutes to calm down. I couldn't stop laughing!

What a morning!

Routine

Routine. I don't think that it counts as comfort zone, does it?

I need my routine in the morning, because of my grumpy mood...

I come in at work, start my laptop and walk over to the kettle to heat some water for my morning tea. If someone breaks this ritual, I don't feel like

myself for a whole day. This doesn't mean that nobody can talk to me. On the contrary, I find it very nice to bump into some people at the coffee machine/kettle for a morning chat. As long as I can return to my office where I can have half an hour peace to myself.